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Speed Demotivational Poster


RUSSIA - Their speed cameras have a No Tolerence strategy.


TAGS: russian speed camera
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by MustyK

suenero - November 3, 2010, 1:29 pm, #200916
5L's from me. As someone from a city with too many speed cameras, this is funny as hell.
Untamedfifty - February 24, 2010, 6:32 am, #160440
fail and why is the shell belt halfway through with loaded rounds?


JOSE CUERVO - When you cant catch Speedy or slow poke Rodriguez


TAGS: speedy
Rating: 4.5/5

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PLANET REX - The Empire didn't find any rebels. They did however unfortunately find squirrels.


TAGS: weiner dogs star wars empire speeders
Rating: 2.83/5

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The Dave - October 7, 2009, 11:32 pm, #124715
Still great pic
spacedog - October 1, 2009, 10:17 pm, #123178
Yes. I worded this badly. I was trying to suggest the weiner dogs, or whatever, are chasing squirrels and the troopers can't stop them. It fails.
Navu - October 1, 2009, 2:53 pm, #123113
Those aren't squirrels...


LIVE-ACTION ANIME - Give it up, Hollywood!


TAGS: speed racer dragonball avatar airbender
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by shakemaster

nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:30 pm, #253363
Live Action Anime does indeed suck, but Video Game To Movie sucks even worse.
twill1962 - September 16, 2012, 6:08 pm, #239198
I agree that live action anime sucks, but technically, Last Air Bender ISN'T anime, as it is produced soley in North America.
corbett06 - March 6, 2011, 12:28 am, #213661
never watched dragon ball...you cant recreate the cartoon theres to many variables...the last air bender wasnt to bad but could use some work didnt watch speed racer either doubt you can beat the cartoon anyway
AdmiralAckbar - September 21, 2010, 4:29 pm, #194912
back in the day he would have done a good job, but now I do not know. He has kind of lost his mind.
wildcard9 - September 21, 2010, 4:13 pm, #194910
Spielberg is working on a Ghost in the Shell Live Action. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt, since he's one of the greatest directors out there. Oh and Minority Report was practically Shell. 5L.
Bartimaeus - July 23, 2010, 8:12 pm, #186097
What a twist!
CpnKangaroo - July 23, 2010, 8:33 am, #186019
dbz the movie is one of the most inaccurate anime films i have ever seen, it disappointed me highly. avatar the series was great, the movie coiuld've been better with a different director. M. night f***ed it up bad
Bakstabr - July 23, 2010, 12:06 am, #185998
Hehe in order: Liked it because chim chim was funny. Hated it because it had nothing to do with the actual dbz story. And last but not least enjoyed it because i was in it as one of the fire nation soldiers.
Bartimaeus - July 22, 2010, 10:01 pm, #185981
The ratings of these movies are as follows: 1. Awesome, and true to the franchise. 2. An abortion 3. Passable, but the beginning sucked because they cut out all the cool scenes from Ang's origin story.
Cubbybear - July 22, 2010, 9:52 pm, #185978
I actually enjoyed Speed Racer...but I'm a Fan.4/5


BORDER SECURITY - Arizona's most recent attempts to curb illegal immigration makes the task a fun family game for some and a hobby for others


TAGS: watch out for speed bumps
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by Zook

Talis Briedis - December 28, 2010, 7:55 am, #208469
Giving Arizona gamers an unfair advantage...
agdaniele - August 20, 2010, 10:58 am, #190065
That's p***erted, Face.
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 10:50 am, #190064
Maybe aggy but it kinda looks like they are running a marathon and the lil girl is the baton.
agdaniele - August 19, 2010, 10:41 pm, #190027
Aim carefully... they're trying to get your kid home from school, whitey!
Feasibly - August 19, 2010, 9:26 pm, #190024
Face is right, it looks like there's some bewbage 5L
rerun - August 19, 2010, 8:04 pm, #190013

ok, win/win
Faceplant31 - August 19, 2010, 8:03 pm, #190012
Shoot, i do what i want, anyways i think the middle one has bewbz
rerun - August 19, 2010, 8:02 pm, #190011

you can't fave this...if you look at the fav list., it is all bewbz....I do however like this
Faceplant31 - August 19, 2010, 7:59 pm, #190010
AMSOME poster and pic. Where do we get the score cards? 5L and fav'd


THE KEANU RULE -


TAGS: speed keanu rules shoot through
Rating: 4.25/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 12, 2014, 10:16 pm, #254266
The Ding Chavez rule, if you can't hit the target, let Weber take the sh**. The man can hit a penny from a half mile.


EPIC FAIL -


TAGS: car epic fail crash 30 speed grass ditch funny kirk saywell techtoad
Rating: 2.89/5

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fallenone121 - March 22, 2011, 1:05 am, #214900
Sliding off a dry straight road sideways takes skill...like the asians that cross four lanes of traffic without a turn signal use. At 30 mph it was probably some kid trying to brag about their 1337 drifting skillz.


FIRE FIGHTERS -




PERSEVERANCE -


TAGS: set a speed record for dogs before he stopped too
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

spacedog - February 20, 2010, 1:56 pm, #159491
Heh, Frisbees...flying saucers been there done that.
culos - February 20, 2010, 1:50 pm, #159490
Yeah but as a Space dog you must have a lot of affinity with this canine suicide attepmt
spacedog - February 20, 2010, 1:44 pm, #159489
I 5'd it.
Haarakkon - February 20, 2010, 1:42 pm, #159488
Sigh. Terribly out of the loop. Sorry.
aerofiend - February 20, 2010, 10:16 am, #159459
Pics been used but a d*** fine rendition on your part, five flying poodles for you sir.


CANADIAN ROAD RAGE -


TAGS: canada traffic jam i hate when they go 10 15 km under the speed limit during rush hour dont you
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:24 am, #152772
What are you talking aboot?....that's the Lac Du Bonnet wh***house.
CANADA - January 13, 2010, 5:48 pm, #152673
thats so true! 5L


SPEEDER BIKES - It's like a motorcycle, but on steroids




SIR - Do you know how fast you were jogging when I pulled you over?




TEXAS SPEED TRAP - One of the reasons why you don't mess with Texas.


TAGS: texas speed trap guns
Rating: 2.21/5

More motifakes by Warrgarbl

MashiMashi - December 27, 2011, 9:37 am, #226999
Ya eva see ROBO-COP, remmebr the ED-209 scene computers malfunction. besides if this was in texas it'd be surrounded by fire.
bob - April 25, 2009, 11:09 am, #75358
HELL YEA!!!


Zipping -




WHAT IS THE STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS -




PIZZA DELIVERY - Quick service = better tips


TAGS: pizza delivery quick service tips speed
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

MrBlack - March 1, 2010, 10:36 pm, #161357
Did ye see that? I totally destroyed their high score! What? What do ye mean speedin ticket?


Cheetahs -




MACH 1 -


TAGS: speed of sound
Rating: 4.15/5

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SPEED LIMITS - Strictly enforced




HIGH SPEED PHOTOGRAPHY - Yes, we get it.


TAGS: high speed ph**ography ph**o bullet
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by KP

yeah - January 1, 2009, 11:52 pm, #48318
lots have been doing it latetly....even try youtube for full clips of **** getting sh** up....
sk8now - December 21, 2008, 2:45 pm, #45846
they did this on a show with a high speed camera (mythbusters or some other show on discovery channel)
punk monkey boy - November 25, 2008, 5:40 pm, #39739
not shopped. just a very accurate sh**
Sean - November 24, 2008, 6:12 pm, #39464
shopped
KP - July 28, 2008, 2:26 pm, #11558
Whoop! my 1st motifake!


FLYING HORSES - ANOTHER NATURE FAILURE -




SPORTS BLOOPERS - No my dear...When you're wearing 32inch RAZOR sharp blades it's called MAYHEM or NEGLIGENT HOMICIDE.




KISMET -


TAGS: emilio speed date momma mia
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by GaryO

ughomer - November 16, 2012, 10:46 pm, #240658
Hra-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!
GaryO - November 16, 2012, 6:36 pm, #240655
Glad ya saw this one, ED…cheers
EmilioDumphque - November 16, 2012, 5:33 pm, #240649
LOL


INERTIA -


TAGS: speed bump
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Sean

spacedog - July 23, 2010, 4:26 pm, #186081
5L
Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 3:09 pm, #186073
Better to be safe than sorry.
Sean - July 23, 2010, 3:05 pm, #186072
That's why I stop every ten miles or so and check the front grill. And I have my handy dandy spray bottle of bleach ... just in case, you dig?
Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 2:41 pm, #186060
Nice! To bad most will hit you no matter where you lay. We all to busy texting and driving to even notice what we hit. 5L


CHILDHOOD -


TAGS: mexican mule drugs speed
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

spacedog - August 14, 2010, 12:10 pm, #189467
Excellent. 5L
agdaniele - August 13, 2010, 11:39 pm, #189408
Give it a week.... you're still buying, right?
ICEMAN - August 13, 2010, 11:39 pm, #189407
I guess that's better than "Si, Saskatoon" Cinco.


THE TICKET -


TAGS: speeding ticket logic
Rating: 4.7/5

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MissPriss - February 6, 2013, 8:47 pm, #243270
I'm not as think as you drunk I am Ociffer Oiler! Sober enough to appreciate 5L's when I see them...thanks!
Oiler - February 6, 2013, 1:38 pm, #243262
I did, what you see there. Good Offening Evicer...5L for the memories


DESIRE -


TAGS: desire speed car
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

forseti - September 14, 2010, 10:54 am, #193798
wow, even the car's name has something to do with the calendar theme... thumbs up! ;)
Iconoclast - September 14, 2010, 10:54 am, #193797
None of us can have one. Only 15 produced. http://tinyurl.com/2cewdar
Iconoclast - September 14, 2010, 10:52 am, #193795
Sorry, missed some of the clip that I should have edited. Mercedes McLaren SLR enhanced by the Swiss firm FAB-Design. They named it Desire.f
Iconoclast - September 14, 2010, 10:51 am, #193794
Mercedes McLaren SLR enhanced by the Swiss firm FAB-Design. They named it Desire.f particular model. The Swiss tuner FAB-Design
forseti - September 14, 2010, 4:00 am, #193744
Probably a SLR 722 GT or another heavily tuned Mercedes Benz SLR. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercedes-Benz_SLR_McLaren)
DMDrax - September 14, 2010, 12:54 am, #193736
if i had to guess i would say way out of my price range
Reality Lord - September 14, 2010, 12:22 am, #193733

beautiful...i gotta ask, what car is it?


Cops -


TAGS: cop plane speedster
Rating: 4.5/5

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GaryO - February 11, 2014, 10:04 am, #252826
Not sure why the middlin' votes on this one. I 5 Like it. Keep it up, Ashon


stereotype? -




SPEED TRAPS - "I swear, officer! I only had TWO beers..."


TAGS: police speeding beer tickets airplane
Rating: 4.5/5

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CloudchaserS - December 6, 2012, 11:34 am, #241242
It's been a long time since I first started seeing that ph**o in the early '00's. And I still don't know what happened. Anyone know what happened? I know that EG=Eglin AFB, but that's it


MODERATION -




CANADIANS BEWARE - Colbert is going to the Winter Olympics. You have been warned.




LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... - please welcome, REO SPEEDWAGON!


TAGS: reo r e o speedwagon
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

walterfive - October 10, 2009, 3:51 pm, #125566
What are you supposed to tell the 'Wagon? Go back to playing their GOOD songs like "157 Riverside Avenue" and "Ridin' The Storm Out" instead of those g** ballads like "Keep On Lovin' You." They sucked after 1979.
temp - September 24, 2009, 11:09 pm, #121546
Who would really miss them if there was such a re-enactment?
Jmac0585 - June 29, 2009, 9:37 am, #91469
Just make sure they don't access Motifake, and you won't have a Jonestown re-enactment.
Sean - June 26, 2009, 11:55 pm, #90440
Great work, dude. Take an unfunny pic and turn it into an hilarious poster ... that's the ticket. Now what the hell am I supposed to tell 'Wagon? I mean they happen to be crashed on my couch right now. (No place else to stay, they claim. So sad.) shh
Jmac0585 - June 26, 2009, 12:39 pm, #90279
TY, I remember hearing about a concert these guys and someone else like them were putting on and they only sold 300 tickets or something.
Haarakkon - June 25, 2009, 8:59 pm, #90071
WIN!!!
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 7:02 pm, #90013
Thanks a whole lot Jmack! Did you know that vodka BURNS, when it shoots out your nose? ;-)


TEST DRIVE - The original Need for Speed




SKILL - because eating pie and speeding seriously does require skill


TAGS: skill driving pie speeding
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by LJ

agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 10:45 pm, #134242
Ha ha ha ha... lolman has opinions. He's like Derek... without all the self-awareness.
lolman - November 4, 2009, 10:36 pm, #134238
Well.. There is no MPH symbol... so it could actually be a crappy 1 litre car that doesnt go over 140 kilometres and hour, there is alot ive seen with speedos that low. I could eat 3 pies and drive 86 km/h ... which is what this dude is doing. it aint US
bOB cHIN - September 18, 2009, 10:53 am, #119212
Why so serious? That pie isn't gonna eat itself.


BOLT -


TAGS: life time sport human limit joke quote speed record berlin 2009 100 meter usain disney dog
Rating: 2.81/5

More motifakes by giulio

timmydelgo - May 29, 2011, 8:42 am, #219322
who isnt that dude runs like a p****
BriaHere - August 18, 2009, 11:56 am, #109489
Usain Bolt is amazing, I'm faster than him, but whatever.
Woodywood03a - August 17, 2009, 6:18 pm, #109158
I can answer that one... No, it was not. It was sponsored by me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2009, 1:47 pm, #109098
Was this race sponsored by Richard Gere LD?
LogicDude - August 17, 2009, 1:44 pm, #109096
Heard that the guy that came in 2nd had a lot of body hair and ran the race in a large plexiglass ball.


In California -


TAGS: chp highway patrol speed limit
Rating: 2.8/5
EmilioDumphque - June 6, 2013, 4:20 am, #246352
Just don't speed into double digits. No cop is going to ticket you for going 9 miles over. And NEVER be the fastest car in traffic!


PELOSI - 1 -




FINALLY - a speedometer that makes sense!


TAGS: speedometer
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by Dr. Rusak

R.S.Jake - January 7, 2010, 12:56 pm, #150902
Me_ is trying to do fractions when he's 5! 99/10ths. Nice!
MightySW - January 7, 2010, 12:51 pm, #150900
Hey Me_ 99 out of 10? Who is stupid? Besides, in case you were wondering, the metric system is INCREDIBLY trivial. Try doing fractions when you are 5!
Me_ - January 7, 2010, 12:01 pm, #150882
There are two reason we are not using the metric system. 1) 99 out of every 10 people in the us are morons. 2) It would cost too much to replace every sign and the government has private industries to give our money to.
LoLmageddon - January 7, 2010, 6:13 am, #150793
add v*****l birth to that list and then you'll be on my level.
Bartimaeus - January 7, 2010, 1:04 am, #150787
I know, Canada. I was just twisting your words around. Just bustin' chops, lol. We Americans should probably learn that ****, as a country. We're well on our way, though. It's taught in just about every math/science class.
CANADA - January 7, 2010, 1:01 am, #150786
I didn't mean to say metric sucks, its just the death symbols start way to low
Bartimaeus - January 7, 2010, 1:00 am, #150784
Yeah! Metric system sucks! good poster, though. I bet Stephen Hawking would just about floor that sucker.
CANADA - January 7, 2010, 12:55 am, #150783
maybe for pussies, thats in kilometers.


SLOW DOWN NO SPEED UP - Speed Trap


TAGS: speed sighns slow trap car road street 12 1 2 drive trafic
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by bob

familyghost - May 18, 2009, 8:19 pm, #80803
... Can you even measure that on a speedometer?


FALLING - like speeding, it is the sudden stop which kills




CORNERING - It's easier in Need For Speed




COMPETITION - If it's legal, your not trying your best.




FORUMS - A world of peace, and love too


TAGS: forums rage peace and love magicspeed
Rating: 1.45/5


SPEED LIMIT ENFORCED BY ARICRAFT - this is what those signs mean


TAGS: f 16 speed limit fail
Rating: 1.29/5

More motifakes by yon

captcoke - October 14, 2008, 6:04 am, #27508
spelling enforced by nazis everywhere


'Course I'm Speeding -


TAGS: elderly driving speeding memory destination
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 5, 2015, 5:35 pm, #259313
Thank Mr. Gary!
GaryO - January 4, 2015, 10:17 pm, #259299
Gswd, you guys are killin' it! 5av


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