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Speed Demotivational Poster

RUSSIA - Their speed cameras have a No Tolerence strategy.

TAGS: russian speed camera
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by MustyK

suenero - November 3, 2010, 1:29 pm
5L's from me. As someone from a city with too many speed cameras, this is funny as hell.
Untamedfifty - February 24, 2010, 6:32 am
fail and why is the shell belt halfway through with loaded rounds?

JOSE CUERVO - When you cant catch Speedy or slow poke Rodriguez

TAGS: speedy
Rating: 4.5/5

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PLANET REX - The Empire didn't find any rebels. They did however unfortunately find squirrels.

TAGS: weiner dogs star wars empire speeders
Rating: 2.83/5

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The Dave - October 7, 2009, 11:32 pm
Still great pic
spacedog - October 1, 2009, 10:17 pm
Yes. I worded this badly. I was trying to suggest the weiner dogs, or whatever, are chasing squirrels and the troopers can't stop them. It fails.
Navu - October 1, 2009, 2:53 pm
Those aren't squirrels...

LIVE-ACTION ANIME - Give it up, Hollywood!

TAGS: speed racer dragonball avatar airbender
Rating: 4.52/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:30 pm
Live Action Anime does indeed suck, but Video Game To Movie sucks even worse.
twill1962 - September 16, 2012, 6:08 pm
I agree that live action anime sucks, but technically, Last Air Bender ISN'T anime, as it is produced soley in North America.
corbett06 - March 6, 2011, 12:28 am
never watched dragon ball...you cant recreate the cartoon theres to many variables...the last air bender wasnt to bad but could use some work didnt watch speed racer either doubt you can beat the cartoon anyway
AdmiralAckbar - September 21, 2010, 4:29 pm
back in the day he would have done a good job, but now I do not know. He has kind of lost his mind.
wildcard9 - September 21, 2010, 4:13 pm
Spielberg is working on a Ghost in the Shell Live Action. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt, since he's one of the greatest directors out there. Oh and Minority Report was practically Shell. 5L.
Bartimaeus - July 23, 2010, 8:12 pm
What a twist!
CpnKangaroo - July 23, 2010, 8:33 am
dbz the movie is one of the most inaccurate anime films i have ever seen, it disappointed me highly. avatar the series was great, the movie coiuld've been better with a different director. M. night f***ed it up bad
Bakstabr - July 23, 2010, 12:06 am
Hehe in order: Liked it because chim chim was funny. Hated it because it had nothing to do with the actual dbz story. And last but not least enjoyed it because i was in it as one of the fire nation soldiers.
Bartimaeus - July 22, 2010, 10:01 pm
The ratings of these movies are as follows: 1. Awesome, and true to the franchise. 2. An abortion 3. Passable, but the beginning sucked because they cut out all the cool scenes from Ang's origin story.
Cubbybear - July 22, 2010, 9:52 pm
I actually enjoyed Speed Racer...but I'm a Fan.4/5

BORDER SECURITY - Arizona's most recent attempts to curb illegal immigration makes the task a fun family game for some and a hobby for others

TAGS: watch out for speed bumps
Rating: 4.15/5

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Talis Briedis - December 28, 2010, 7:55 am
Giving Arizona gamers an unfair advantage...
agdaniele - August 20, 2010, 10:58 am
That's p***erted, Face.
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 10:50 am
Maybe aggy but it kinda looks like they are running a marathon and the lil girl is the baton.
agdaniele - August 19, 2010, 10:41 pm
Aim carefully... they're trying to get your kid home from school, whitey!
Feasibly - August 19, 2010, 9:26 pm
Face is right, it looks like there's some bewbage 5L
rerun - August 19, 2010, 8:04 pm

ok, win/win
Faceplant31 - August 19, 2010, 8:03 pm
Shoot, i do what i want, anyways i think the middle one has bewbz
rerun - August 19, 2010, 8:02 pm

you can't fave this...if you look at the fav list., it is all bewbz....I do however like this
Faceplant31 - August 19, 2010, 7:59 pm
AMSOME poster and pic. Where do we get the score cards? 5L and fav'd


TAGS: set a speed record for dogs before he stopped too
Rating: 3.93/5

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spacedog - February 20, 2010, 1:56 pm
Heh, Frisbees...flying saucers been there done that.
culos - February 20, 2010, 1:50 pm
Yeah but as a Space dog you must have a lot of affinity with this canine suicide attepmt
spacedog - February 20, 2010, 1:44 pm
I 5'd it.
Haarakkon - February 20, 2010, 1:42 pm
Sigh. Terribly out of the loop. Sorry.
aerofiend - February 20, 2010, 10:16 am
Pics been used but a d*** fine rendition on your part, five flying poodles for you sir.


TAGS: speed keanu rules shoot through
Rating: 4.25/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 12, 2014, 10:16 pm
The Ding Chavez rule, if you can't hit the target, let Weber take the sh**. The man can hit a penny from a half mile.


TAGS: car epic fail crash 30 speed grass ditch funny kirk saywell techtoad
Rating: 2.89/5

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fallenone121 - March 22, 2011, 1:05 am
Sliding off a dry straight road sideways takes skill...like the asians that cross four lanes of traffic without a turn signal use. At 30 mph it was probably some kid trying to brag about their 1337 drifting skillz.



TAGS: canada traffic jam i hate when they go 10 15 km under the speed limit during rush hour dont you
Rating: 4/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:24 am
What are you talking aboot?....that's the Lac Du Bonnet wh***house.
CANADA - January 13, 2010, 5:48 pm
thats so true! 5L

SPEEDER BIKES - It's like a motorcycle, but on steroids

SKILL - because eating pie and speeding seriously does require skill

TAGS: skill driving pie speeding
Rating: 2.95/5

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agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 10:45 pm
Ha ha ha ha... lolman has opinions. He's like Derek... without all the self-awareness.
lolman - November 4, 2009, 10:36 pm
Well.. There is no MPH symbol... so it could actually be a crappy 1 litre car that doesnt go over 140 kilometres and hour, there is alot ive seen with speedos that low. I could eat 3 pies and drive 86 km/h ... which is what this dude is doing. it aint US
bOB cHIN - September 18, 2009, 10:53 am
Why so serious? That pie isn't gonna eat itself.

SIR - Do you know how fast you were jogging when I pulled you over?

TEXAS SPEED TRAP - One of the reasons why you don't mess with Texas.

TAGS: texas speed trap guns
Rating: 2.21/5

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MashiMashi - December 27, 2011, 9:37 am
Ya eva see ROBO-COP, remmebr the ED-209 scene computers malfunction. besides if this was in texas it'd be surrounded by fire.
bob - April 25, 2009, 11:09 am

Zipping -


PIZZA DELIVERY - Quick service = better tips

TAGS: pizza delivery quick service tips speed
Rating: 3.53/5

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MrBlack - March 1, 2010, 10:36 pm
Did ye see that? I totally destroyed their high score! What? What do ye mean speedin ticket?

Cheetahs -

MACH 1 -

TAGS: speed of sound
Rating: 4.15/5

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SPEED LIMITS - Strictly enforced


TAGS: high speed ph**ography ph**o bullet
Rating: 2.71/5

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yeah - January 1, 2009, 11:52 pm
lots have been doing it latetly....even try youtube for full clips of **** getting sh** up....
sk8now - December 21, 2008, 2:45 pm
they did this on a show with a high speed camera (mythbusters or some other show on discovery channel)
punk monkey boy - November 25, 2008, 5:40 pm
not shopped. just a very accurate sh**
Sean - November 24, 2008, 6:12 pm
KP - July 28, 2008, 2:26 pm
Whoop! my 1st motifake!


SPORTS BLOOPERS - No my dear...When you're wearing 32inch RAZOR sharp blades it's called MAYHEM or NEGLIGENT HOMICIDE.


TAGS: emilio speed date momma mia
Rating: 4.89/5

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ughomer - November 16, 2012, 10:46 pm
GaryO - November 16, 2012, 6:36 pm
Glad ya saw this one, ED…cheers
EmilioDumphque - November 16, 2012, 5:33 pm


TAGS: speed bump
Rating: 4.83/5

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spacedog - July 23, 2010, 4:26 pm
Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 3:09 pm
Better to be safe than sorry.
Sean - July 23, 2010, 3:05 pm
That's why I stop every ten miles or so and check the front grill. And I have my handy dandy spray bottle of bleach ... just in case, you dig?
Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 2:41 pm
Nice! To bad most will hit you no matter where you lay. We all to busy texting and driving to even notice what we hit. 5L


TAGS: mexican mule drugs speed
Rating: 4.71/5

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spacedog - August 14, 2010, 12:10 pm
Excellent. 5L
agdaniele - August 13, 2010, 11:39 pm
Give it a week.... you're still buying, right?
ICEMAN - August 13, 2010, 11:39 pm
I guess that's better than "Si, Saskatoon" Cinco.


TAGS: speeding ticket logic
Rating: 4.7/5

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MissPriss - February 6, 2013, 8:47 pm
I'm not as think as you drunk I am Ociffer Oiler! Sober enough to appreciate 5L's when I see them...thanks!
Oiler - February 6, 2013, 1:38 pm
I did, what you see there. Good Offening Evicer...5L for the memories


TAGS: desire speed car
Rating: 4.65/5

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forseti - September 14, 2010, 10:54 am
wow, even the car's name has something to do with the calendar theme... thumbs up! ;)
Iconoclast - September 14, 2010, 10:54 am
None of us can have one. Only 15 produced. http://tinyurl.com/2cewdar
Iconoclast - September 14, 2010, 10:52 am
Sorry, missed some of the clip that I should have edited. Mercedes McLaren SLR enhanced by the Swiss firm FAB-Design. They named it Desire.f
Iconoclast - September 14, 2010, 10:51 am
Mercedes McLaren SLR enhanced by the Swiss firm FAB-Design. They named it Desire.f particular model. The Swiss tuner FAB-Design
forseti - September 14, 2010, 4:00 am
Probably a SLR 722 GT or another heavily tuned Mercedes Benz SLR. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercedes-Benz_SLR_McLaren)
DMDrax - September 14, 2010, 12:54 am
if i had to guess i would say way out of my price range
Reality Lord - September 14, 2010, 12:22 am

beautiful...i gotta ask, what car is it?

Cops -

TAGS: cop plane speedster
Rating: 4.5/5

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GaryO - February 11, 2014, 10:04 am
Not sure why the middlin' votes on this one. I 5 Like it. Keep it up, Ashon

stereotype? -

SPEED TRAPS - "I swear, officer! I only had TWO beers..."

TAGS: police speeding beer tickets airplane
Rating: 4.5/5

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CloudchaserS - December 6, 2012, 11:34 am
It's been a long time since I first started seeing that ph**o in the early '00's. And I still don't know what happened. Anyone know what happened? I know that EG=Eglin AFB, but that's it


CANADIANS BEWARE - Colbert is going to the Winter Olympics. You have been warned.


TAGS: reo r e o speedwagon
Rating: 3.33/5

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walterfive - October 10, 2009, 3:51 pm
What are you supposed to tell the 'Wagon? Go back to playing their GOOD songs like "157 Riverside Avenue" and "Ridin' The Storm Out" instead of those g** ballads like "Keep On Lovin' You." They sucked after 1979.
temp - September 24, 2009, 11:09 pm
Who would really miss them if there was such a re-enactment?
Jmac0585 - June 29, 2009, 9:37 am
Just make sure they don't access Motifake, and you won't have a Jonestown re-enactment.
Sean - June 26, 2009, 11:55 pm
Great work, dude. Take an unfunny pic and turn it into an hilarious poster ... that's the ticket. Now what the hell am I supposed to tell 'Wagon? I mean they happen to be crashed on my couch right now. (No place else to stay, they claim. So sad.) shh
Jmac0585 - June 26, 2009, 12:39 pm
TY, I remember hearing about a concert these guys and someone else like them were putting on and they only sold 300 tickets or something.
Haarakkon - June 25, 2009, 8:59 pm
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 7:02 pm
Thanks a whole lot Jmack! Did you know that vodka BURNS, when it shoots out your nose? ;-)

TEST DRIVE - The original Need for Speed


TAGS: life time sport human limit joke quote speed record berlin 2009 100 meter usain disney dog
Rating: 2.81/5

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timmydelgo - May 29, 2011, 8:42 am
who isnt that dude runs like a p****
BriaHere - August 18, 2009, 11:56 am
Usain Bolt is amazing, I'm faster than him, but whatever.
Woodywood03a - August 17, 2009, 6:18 pm
I can answer that one... No, it was not. It was sponsored by me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2009, 1:47 pm
Was this race sponsored by Richard Gere LD?
LogicDude - August 17, 2009, 1:44 pm
Heard that the guy that came in 2nd had a lot of body hair and ran the race in a large plexiglass ball.

In California -

TAGS: chp highway patrol speed limit
Rating: 2.8/5
EmilioDumphque - June 6, 2013, 4:20 am
Just don't speed into double digits. No cop is going to ticket you for going 9 miles over. And NEVER be the fastest car in traffic!

PELOSI - 1 -

FINALLY - a speedometer that makes sense!

TAGS: speedometer
Rating: 2.38/5

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R.S.Jake - January 7, 2010, 12:56 pm
Me_ is trying to do fractions when he's 5! 99/10ths. Nice!
MightySW - January 7, 2010, 12:51 pm
Hey Me_ 99 out of 10? Who is stupid? Besides, in case you were wondering, the metric system is INCREDIBLY trivial. Try doing fractions when you are 5!
Me_ - January 7, 2010, 12:01 pm
There are two reason we are not using the metric system. 1) 99 out of every 10 people in the us are morons. 2) It would cost too much to replace every sign and the government has private industries to give our money to.
LoLmageddon - January 7, 2010, 6:13 am
add v*****l birth to that list and then you'll be on my level.
Bartimaeus - January 7, 2010, 1:04 am
I know, Canada. I was just twisting your words around. Just bustin' chops, lol. We Americans should probably learn that ****, as a country. We're well on our way, though. It's taught in just about every math/science class.
CANADA - January 7, 2010, 1:01 am
I didn't mean to say metric sucks, its just the death symbols start way to low
Bartimaeus - January 7, 2010, 1:00 am
Yeah! Metric system sucks! good poster, though. I bet Stephen Hawking would just about floor that sucker.
CANADA - January 7, 2010, 12:55 am
maybe for pussies, thats in kilometers.


TAGS: speed sighns slow trap car road street 12 1 2 drive trafic
Rating: 2.38/5

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familyghost - May 18, 2009, 8:19 pm
... Can you even measure that on a speedometer?

FALLING - like speeding, it is the sudden stop which kills

CORNERING - It's easier in Need For Speed

COMPETITION - If it's legal, your not trying your best.

FORUMS - A world of peace, and love too

TAGS: forums rage peace and love magicspeed
Rating: 1.45/5

SPEED LIMIT ENFORCED BY ARICRAFT - this is what those signs mean

TAGS: f 16 speed limit fail
Rating: 1.29/5

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captcoke - October 14, 2008, 6:04 am
spelling enforced by nazis everywhere

'Course I'm Speeding -

TAGS: elderly driving speeding memory destination
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 5, 2015, 5:35 pm
Thank Mr. Gary!
GaryO - January 4, 2015, 10:17 pm
Gswd, you guys are killin' it! 5av

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Pull Over! -